21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always
speaks of health
conscious.
19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to
take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says
Seven Oh Four Instead of
Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution.
Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo
Meters), and counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as
far as possible
(but deep down the heart multiplies by 43
times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a
milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to
get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching
traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian
Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet
Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of
Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in
if he is
experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and
"module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the
stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to
months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in
roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
